Tweets of the Week - 1/14

Meathead for the Troops
Its official, I'M READY. Let's do this. C'mon 22nd witcho bad ass. Troops, like my guy @brucebuffer says "IT'S TIME"  -Matt Mitrione
Stann for the Veterans
If you are looking for a way to help veterans, help us help them gain meaningful employment! http://fb.me/Fk1G7OTn  -Brian Stann
Scandalous Secrets
I'm just a man. A man who secretly enjoys buying cleaning supplies. Well secretly before this tweet.  -Amir Sadollah

@travisbrownemma if the @Ufc finds out that my lats are actual wings like arc angel from x-men... Im fired!   -Phil Davis

"KenFlorida"?
I have grown tired of this New York state, I think I will buy it. I will govern it with a fingerless UFC glove.  -Kenny Florian

21st Century Digital Boys
Does anyone remember when the only people w cellphones were drs or drugdealers?  -Gabe Ruediger

When I see @BATMANassistant I'm going to punch him in his face because
my coffee and my breakfast was not ready when I woke up:(   -Kurt Pellegrino

This is what my bitch does for attention. Or maybe she just wanted to check her email...  -Tyson Griffin
After countless hours wasted at toll booths, I've finally ordered an EZ Pass! This is big news, people :)   -Charlie BrennemanBungee Parenting
I know I'm not a parent, but I don't care if your kid's leash is disgiused as a cute backpack, it just doesn't seem right.  -Daniel Downes
Yeah, a Few...
I just looked at how many people follow what dana white twitters he has got some fans.  -Cody McKenzie
Date Night with the Mexicutioner
Out on datenight with my niece n cousin just eating chinese food and
make loud noises and giving akward looks to the staff...just the norm.  
-Joey Beltran
Punch Junkie
I'm starting to have withdrawals.. It's been over a week since I had a
hit...I'm talking about a hit to the face I need to be punched!   -Dustin Poirier

Big Country for Hire
Hey @dcbrocklesnar if you need an assistant coach I am here in vegas more then happy to help. Please retweet until brock gets  -Roy Nelson